Memories of Noaiah

(DR I WANT MY DAMNED CHARACTER SHEET!!)

Monsters huh?

Mel: I guess

I want to see one of these "monsters".

They refer to the mutants! yet i'd like to know what is OMESHADA...

GM -- today's plan:
GM -- you go to town to help the mysterious girl melfice found
GM -- you further investigate the caves
Nevan -- : Can I shoot her?
Beo -- yay
Beo -- no i wanna stab her
Nevan -- : I think she did it.
GM -- She says her name is beccas
GM -- *becca
Beo -- maybe maaaaaybe <_<>_>
Rei -- is she a sister of lucca?
GM -- and she's really shy, but looks like she has a liking for beo :-)
Rei -- omg
Rei -- is it irl?
Nevan -- : ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nevan -- : Yea, DR stalks Cav.
Yukiko -- lol
Beo -- UAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!
Rei -- ilr, i meant
GM -- no, its not, lol
Beo -- @_#
Yukiko -- its kitsune now :P
GM -- well lets get started
GM -- You remember that Scooby said he'd be staying at the town inn, so you're gonna be going over there, k?
Rei -- oh ya, our emergency food
Yukiko -- k
Yukiko -- lol
Yukiko -- menchi!
Beo -- right ... uh lead on yuki
Beo -- is there a store round here? <_<>_>
Yukiko -- yeah
Yukiko -- we rly need one soon, DR
Rei -- lets set a camp here
Yukiko -- *points to inn*
Beo -- >_>;;
Beo -- righto
GM -- yeah
GM -- there is one
GM -- its a frickin town :-)
GM -- so theres
GM -- A) an inn
GM -- B) a store
GM -- C) some houses
GM -- D) go to the cave
Nevan -- : B
Beo -- st0re XD
GM -- alrighty then
GM -- heres the store
Rei -- how about restroom? i really need to stop by one
Yukiko -- B
Yukiko -- then C
Beo -- i need knives new sword those are most important XD
Nevan -- : I need gernades
GM -- wait now
GM -- first off
Nevan -- : So I can use thunderstruck.
Nevan -- : I renamed Bomb it.
Beo -- lol
Nevan -- : I like Thunderstruck better.
Nevan -- : So there.
GM -- Nevan's armor is totally demolished besides for one DEF
Yukiko -- bomb it is more fitting :P
Nevan -- : Indeed.
Yukiko -- i need new armor also
GM -- Yukiko's armor is nothing
Rei -- lol
GM -- Beo's armor still has 3 DEF left
Beo -- o.o
Rei -- you need a armor period
GM -- and Rei has no armor left
Beo -- >_> no wonder u always die first peck
Rei -- ya, me too
Yukiko -- my old armor was demolished, baka
Nevan -- : Yukiko is an albino who....
Yukiko -- same w/ boney
Yukiko -- r0x0rz j00
Rei -- thats mister boney to you
GM -- ok
GM -- in "--" is the DEF
Yukiko -- k
Beo -- o_o
Nevan -- : FIGHT THE POWER
Yukiko -- *pulls out harisen*
Nevan -- : Post the store.
GM -- ARMORS: Brown Cloak -2- +2 MR, Leather Armor -5-, Naga Silk -25-, Cloth Padding -5-
Yukiko -- IU think mister elfy needs some discipline -.-
GM -- The following are the prices, in order.
Nevan -- : Screw you Albino freaky whore.
Yukiko -- *inuslt!
GM -- 100, 300, 3000, 300
Beo -- leather armour for me if u all agree <_<>_>
Yukiko -- take Xp!
Yukiko -- XD
Yukiko -- hmm
Yukiko -- wats our money?
GM -- you have 10000 Gold
Nevan -- : 546545645645641367
Rei -- can i buy naga silk, driving the group to bankrupcy?
Yukiko -- someone get naga silk
Yukiko -- I'll get brown cloak
Nevan -- : If someone else doesn;t then I will.
Beo -- ok get that and leather armour for me XD unless my armour is better <_<_.
Rei -- fine, ill take naga silk, for 3000
Yukiko -- y leather armor?
GM -- your armor has 1 def left now :-P
Rei -- XD
Yukiko -- who?
GM -- btw, I just sold all of y'all depleted armor
Yukiko -- hmmm
Yukiko -- DR
GM -- so now you have 11000 gold
Yukiko -- should I get brown cloakd or cloth padding?
GM -- cloak
Yukiko -- k
GM -- you need to get more effects on people
Yukiko -- i'll buy that
Beo -- hey is it possible for me to wear the cloak?
GM -- ok
GM -- yeah
Beo -- rly?
Nevan -- : I want padding.
Nevan -- : What about gernades?
GM -- why couldnt you wear a cloak?
Yukiko -- wait
Beo -- thats not rly a warrior type sounding armour lol
Yukiko -- N's def
GM -- this is armor
Nevan -- : Do they sell those?
GM -- this is armor right now, wait boy
Beo -- ok fine ill take it for me
Yukiko -- Cavs the meatshield
Nevan -- : OK
Yukiko -- and Shinis the skinny assn
Beo -- >_> yea i need that armour b/c of that
Yukiko -- N and Cav should have msot def
Rei -- skinny ass is taking rich silk boy
Nevan -- : Indeed
Yukiko -- lol
Yukiko -- skinny ass almost nvr gets hit
Yukiko -- hey
Yukiko -- are wpns goingta be expensive?
GM -- ok, well thats one silk and one cloak
GM -- ok, wanna see the rest first?
Rei -- ya
Nevan -- : Sure
Yukiko -- yes
Rei -- hold the silk
GM -- but please stop talking to make it easier on me
Yukiko -- we need to manage the money
Yukiko -- *shuts up*
Rei -- can we buy some for store credit?
Nevan -- : Poor shop owner...
GM -- WEAPONRY: (price) -ENH-
Beo -- wooho!o!
GM -- Great Sword (500) -7-, Bloody Dagger (500) -3- 1/10 chance of diesese, Maul (600) -10-, Big Barreled Fire Shooter (shotgun) (200) -6-, Sling (10) -3-, Orb of Malice (100) Lets you cast malice, Canteens of Fire (grenades) (100) -30-
Nevan -- : I see something I want.
Yukiko -- *raises hand*
Yukiko -- wats malice?
GM -- Malice is a spell
Rei -- disease kills ya in 5 turns, right?
Yukiko -- -.-
Beo -- great sword and 10 daggers is that ok XD
Yukiko -- *fwaps DR*
Yukiko -- not 10!
Yukiko -- u don't thrwo daggers u idiot!
Beo -- i can
Yukiko -- u throw knives -.-
GM -- You wield daggers
Yukiko -- 5000 gold for u!?
GM -- you can throw them if you want
Yukiko -- baka!
Beo -- lmao
Beo -- yea rly
GM -- WAIT TILL MISCELLANEOUS
Yukiko -- Ok
GM -- then you can get the knives :-P
Beo -- ok fine
Beo -- great sword
Nevan -- : BUT NOT TEN
GM -- MISCELLANEOUS-
Nevan -- : STOP CAV
Beo -- hush
Yukiko -- *fwaps EVERYONE*
Beo -- one sword
GM -- 50x Throwing Knives (400 Gold) +1 ENH each, Tent (used for tent skill) (100), Hydrocloric Acid (chemistry, 300 gold per liter), Shotgun Shells x100 (20 gold)
GM -- and finally HEALING:
Nevan -- : Tent skill?
Nevan -- : LOL
Yukiko -- ..
Yukiko -- u've nvr plaeyd old FFs have u?
GM -- Normal Potion (100)- Heals 50. Orange (100) Heals 50 MP
GM -- and thats the store
Yukiko -- ok
Yukiko -- we got 11k
Yukiko -- 1 naga thing sounds good
Yukiko -- I dun care which of u gets
Nevan -- : Shotgun, shotgun shells and two gernades, and the cloth.
Yukiko -- I'm buying 2 liters of acid
GM -- note to beo:
Rei -- i only want armor
Yukiko -- 5 tents
Yukiko -- 8 norm pots
Yukiko -- 5 oranges
Yukiko -- and wat does malice do?
GM -- the maul deals more damage than the sword, you sure you don't want that?
Nevan -- : Malice you.
GM -- 45 damage
Beo -- whats maul....
Yukiko -- 500, 600, 500, 800
Yukiko -- 2400 for me
Yukiko -- er
GM -- A maul is a bigass stick with a big metal rock at the end
Yukiko -- 2600
Nevan -- : When a dog attacks a human and shreds them to dead.
Beo -- oh i didnt see it
Yukiko -- I'm gonna fwap j00
Beo -- ok total of what i want, Cloak, Maul, and knives ^^
GM -- how many sets of knives?
Beo -- how much in one set 50?
Nevan -- : 720 for me.
GM -- btw, cloak is +2 MR, +1 MO, I mixed it up
Nevan -- : Shotgun, shotgun shells, two gernades, and the cloth.
Nevan -- : 720
Beo -- if 50 then on is fine
GM -- a set of 50 is 400
Beo -- yea 50 is fine
Rei -- ill take silk
Nevan -- : Is there some kind of cheat we could use to get unlimited money. :-D
GM -- 720 + 2400 + 3000 = 6120
Yukiko -- lol
Yukiko -- i'm 3600
GM -- ah
Beo -- O_O
GM -- well you cheater eater
Nevan -- : So?
GM -- you trickied me!
GM -- :-P
Yukiko -- lol
Yukiko -- I'lls ell my staff of crackle too, and equip my new malice rod thing
Yukiko -- er
Yukiko -- wait, I mean 2600
Beo -- equip me with all mah new stuff cept the knives b/c they go in the backpack right? <_<>_>
GM -- yeah
Yukiko -- 5 tents-500g
GM -- you got 5980 left
Yukiko -- 8 pots-800g
Yukiko -- 5orange-500g
Yukiko -- ok
Yukiko -- and then my armor and wpn, 200
GM -- ok, lets leave at at 4000 k?
GM -- so you just spent 7000
Nevan -- : WTF is tents?
GM -- goo job
Yukiko -- agh
GM -- you use them any time out of battle
Yukiko -- u baka -_-
Yukiko -- there an old RPG item
GM -- and you get all HP/MP/SP back
Yukiko -- u use ema t svae palces
Nevan -- : PL
Yukiko -- to restore full everything
Nevan -- : *OK
Yukiko -- RPG newb! :P
GM -- but since I have "auto save" on.. :-)
Yukiko -- lol
Nevan -- : Fuck you prick.
Yukiko -- we're in an emulator
Yukiko -- and haev save states XP
Rei -- take tent out
Yukiko -- thats 2x N loses his hp
Yukiko -- err
Yukiko -- xo
Yukiko -- xp*
Yukiko -- :P
Nevan -- : Shut up
Nevan -- : I could have AIMed you.
Nevan -- : What about you fwaps?
GM -- ok then
Nevan -- : Eh?
Yukiko -- lo
GM -- lets finish up
Nevan -- : 3x XP
GM -- this town
Yukiko -- fwaps are discipline, lmao
Nevan -- : Beotch
Yukiko -- btw
GM -- so that tommorow y'all can raid the cave
Yukiko -- I nvr got any xp
Yukiko -- er
Nevan -- : OK
Yukiko -- char sheet choices and shit
GM -- yeah, I never gave y'all the private messages
GM -- I'll send em later
Beo -- time to go to houses
Nevan -- : Yea
Nevan -- : Smart one
GM -- its just so tiring :-P
GM -- well, you wanna help this girl out
Yukiko -- lol
Yukiko -- ok
Yukiko -- yeah
GM -- she's all hurt and shit :-D
Nevan -- : Not really...
Yukiko -- lets go thouses
Beo -- o_O
Yukiko -- whos hurt?
Nevan -- : THE GIRL
Rei -- can we take her money and equipment?
GM -- ok, well, you may as well investigate why she was in the caves in the first place
Yukiko -- oh, ops
Yukiko -- lol
Beo -- LMAO
Nevan -- : You will be in a minute
GM -- you can if you want, I guess you cand do whatever you want
Beo -- umm yes lets <_<>_> go
GM -- that wouldnt be too heroic of you though :-\
Nevan -- : So what?
Yukiko -- ok then, ANYTHING!?
Rei -- im not a hero, and i dont want to be one
Rei -- lol
Yukiko -- lol
Rei -- dips on sword and armor
Yukiko -- shinis neutral chaotic
Nevan -- : She is a Phyrexian Sleeper. Sent by Gix.
Yukiko -- o.O
GM -- hey! its a random 11 year old girl in a cave that is all hurt and handicaped! let's steal her stuff and leave her to die guys!Q
Nevan -- : I always wanted to say that about someone.
Yukiko -- wasn't phyrexia destroyed or something
Yukiko -- ok,sounds good DR
Nevan -- : OK!
Beo -- LMAO!!!!
Rei -- say no more
Nevan -- : Yea it was.
Yukiko -- lets go steal!
Rei -- you read my mind
Nevan -- : I'm just reading backwards
Yukiko -- lolz
Beo -- AGH an 11 yr old likes me!? @_#
Yukiko -- lmao
GM -- no
Nevan -- : Yes ILR.
GM -- you dont know her age
Nevan -- : :_p\
Yukiko -- aww
Rei -- dude cav, calm down, shes not real
GM -- I was just making an example of unheroistic stuff
Beo -- o_O
Nevan -- : You just told us.
Beo -- <_<>_>
Yukiko -- adn I wanted to steal froma n 11 y/o
Nevan -- : OK
Nevan -- : Can we shoot the GM.
Rei -- fine, more stuff for me
GM -- sure
Nevan -- : THat would be heroic.
Yukiko -- I'm chaotic good
GM -- but I can shoot you back
GM -- :-)
Yukiko -- lmao
Beo -- im all good ne? o.o
Nevan -- : Get rid of the tyranny of a God we have.
Yukiko -- DR ahs BFG+380123703462003
Yukiko -- Cavs lawful good
Yukiko -- cavs a pussy
Nevan -- : Big Fat Gut?
Beo -- HOHOHO!
Rei -- if you are smart, get on good side of DR and get power ups
Yukiko -- Big fucking gun
Yukiko -- lol
Beo -- TO SAVE PPL!
GM -- except I can bring an army =)
Nevan -- : Dr has a Big Fat Gut.
Beo -- ONWARD!
Nevan -- : LOL
Yukiko -- LMAO
Beo -- JUSTICE!
Rei -- hey, wait a sec
Nevan -- : BFG.
Beo -- *runs off*
Rei -- GM is god, right
GM -- what? they are immune to physical and magical damage?
Yukiko -- lol
Rei -- in MoN, DR is god
GM -- What? Your armor is broken?
Yukiko -- hai
Yukiko -- hey
Yukiko -- don't msot RPGs
GM -- What's that? Your sword broke?
Rei -- and i love killing gods in RPG
GM -- :-P
Yukiko -- have the party killing gods?
Nevan -- : I have no sword.
Yukiko -- *nyohohoho
Beo -- aiya #_@
Yukiko -- lets get im XD
GM -- I was talking to Cav on that one
Nevan -- : Dumbass.
GM -- :-D
Nevan -- : Oh
Yukiko -- lol
Rei -- lol
Nevan -- : But he is a know nothing idiot.
Beo -- AHHHHHHHH WHAT I DO!?
Rei -- alright, so what happens next?
GM -- do whatever
Rei -- we rob the girl, then what?
Nevan -- : *Does whatever*
GM -- ok
Yukiko -- *geos and throws Cav in BotG, and turns him into a Granasaber*
GM -- what you gonna take off of her?
Yukiko -- *kills DR w/granasaber* XD
Yukiko -- Her clothes
Nevan -- : Eww...
Rei -- ummm.... somehow, that didnt sound irght
Beo -- o_O
Yukiko -- (yuki's a lesbian XD
GM -- ok.....
Rei -- xel is a pedo
Beo -- AHHH!
Nevan -- : I swear it.
Yukiko -- now she is
GM -- you took off her clothes, alrighty
Yukiko -- lmao, joke!
Yukiko -- LOL
Beo -- *facefaults*
Nevan -- : ...
Rei -- .....
GM -- *facefaults as well*
Nevan -- : Stupid humans.
Beo -- *bops the peck* raaaaaah
Nevan -- : I should join the evil elves.
Yukiko -- hey, he listens to what I say
GM -- yeah, stupid humans *looks at party*
Rei -- am i human?
Nevan -- : I am an elf.
GM -- you're a weird cross of stuff shini
Nevan -- : Not a human.
Rei -- awesome
Beo -- lmao
Rei -- stupid humans
GM -- lol
Beo -- wow wer just doing nothing
GM -- now then
Nevan -- : Shini, we should join the evil elves.
GM -- stupid Were-Monkeys
GM -- Werechimps! :-P
Beo -- lmao
Yukiko -- I'm half elf /human
Rei -- haha
Nevan -- : Were DRs.
Beo -- what happened to our umm... journey
Nevan -- : So you are still human.
GM -- now then
Rei -- so, xel stripped an 11yrs old girl.
Yukiko -- lmao
GM -- LOL
Nevan -- : ...
GM -- maybe not 11
Yukiko -- can we restet the conversation?
Nevan -- : I should shoot her...
GM -- ok
Nevan -- : No.
Yukiko -- I dun wanna rob her
GM -- the girl has clothes
GM -- ok!
Rei -- awesome
Yukiko -- I'm chaotic good, lamo
Nevan -- : Phew
Rei -- hey, heal her or something
Yukiko -- just coz shini's chatoic neutral
GM -- THE GIRL HAS CLTHES PEOPLE!
Nevan -- : Chaotic idiot...
GM -- *clothes
Yukiko -- and N's chaotic moronic
Yukiko -- :Pp
Beo -- roflmao
GM -- now then
Nevan -- : Fuck you whore.
GM -- do something the hell
Yukiko -- lmao
Yukiko -- Do something the hell?
Nevan -- : I take her gold.
GM -- ok
GM -- you got 5 gold
Beo -- *does something*
Rei -- if shes injured, heal her
Nevan -- : Damn it!
GM -- ok, she's back
Nevan -- : 5 gold!
GM -- Becca starts to stare at Beo
Nevan -- : I throw it back.
Yukiko -- if that were in a game, that'd be a all your base are belong to us quote
Beo -- o_O wtf u looking at
Yukiko -- agh
GM -- and stare........
Beo -- ._.;;
Yukiko -- *healers Becca,a nd fwaps N and Shini*
Rei -- *mushy music plays*
GM -- and stare......
GM -- and then she runs away
Yukiko -- -.-
Beo -- >_> wow
GM -- so "do something the hell!"
GM -- :-P
Yukiko -- lol
Rei -- umm.... trip her!
Nevan -- : I can't really blame her. I if I stare at him too long I want to run too.
GM -- she faceplants into the ground
Beo -- that creeped me out @_@
Yukiko -- *smacks forehead*
Yukiko -- LMAO
GM -- Becca: owie...
Yukiko -- *sigh*
Beo -- >_>
Yukiko -- I'm surrounded by iditos
Beo -- da hell
Nevan -- : Stupid human child.
Rei -- slash her leg!
Yukiko -- idiots who hurt innocent peopl, and steal theri little gold...
GM -- Becca: ummm.... OUCH!
Yukiko -- agh!
Beo -- <_<>_>
GM -- Becca is bleeding
Rei -- furious blur on becca!
Beo -- ._.
GM -- Becca: I hate you bastards!
Nevan -- : Good
Yukiko -- *helaers becca*
Nevan -- : Fuck off.
Rei -- come on N, revive !
Beo -- what i do!?
Yukiko -- *kils Shini*
Nevan -- : No
Yukiko -- nothign!
Rei -- or something, i think she died
Nevan -- : Becca.
GM -- Becca tries to run away again
Nevan -- : Stupid.
Yukiko -- plz say nothign Cav!
Yukiko -- FUCK U chix0r!
Yukiko -- *Cracklings becca*
Yukiko -- Damn bitch
GM -- she gets frozen
Rei -- cav, attract her with your ......stuff
Yukiko -- now sta put
Beo -- uhhh
GM -- Becca: come on!
Yukiko -- LMAO
GM -- Becca: let me go!
GM -- :-P
Beo -- *kicks yuki* -__-
Nevan -- : No
Rei -- foei
Yukiko -- ur safer in ice u fool
Nevan -- : Tell us what you were doing in that Cav.
GM -- Becca: ........what do you want?
Nevan -- : *cave
Yukiko -- at least the idiots aren't attacking u -.-
Nevan -- : Not in that Cav... ewww....
Rei -- i got a question! why are we torturing her?
Beo -- what?
Nevan -- : Because it is fun?
GM -- Becca: I wanna know the answer to that one too
Yukiko -- well, I wnana kill my companions, but I an't do that
Yukiko -- SHIIIIIIIIINI!
Yukiko -- *sigh*
Beo -- u know what m yhead hurts #_@
Nevan -- : Tell me the truth or you die here and now
Yukiko -- *casts cracling on N*
Rei -- who sent you girl?
GM -- Becca: look, I'm part of the organization here in town to stop some elf invasions... and I'm not 11
Yukiko -- *and on Shini*
Yukiko -- lmao
Nevan -- : I'm an elf.
Yukiko -- ur shorter than me!
Yukiko -- and skinnier!
Rei -- answer this question and i might let you go
Beo -- umm ok
Nevan -- : I'm not invading.
Yukiko -- and flatter int he chest!
Rei -- are you 11?
Yukiko -- lmao!
Nevan -- : Shut up whore.
Nevan -- : (Y)
Beo -- *bops yuki* shuddap -.-
Yukiko -- *crackles N's mouth shut*
GM -- LOL
Nevan -- : Opens
Nevan -- : It
GM -- Up
Yukiko -- *casts pain on N*
GM -- N is diesesed
Yukiko -- 5 turns til he go bai bai XD
GM -- BATT:E!
Rei -- lol
Nevan -- : *Shoots Yukiko*
Beo -- o_O
Rei -- stealth!
Yukiko -- nyohohoh
Beo -- WTF!?
Nevan -- : Cure myself.
GM -- Nevan vs. Yukiko
Rei -- damn it, transparent!
Yukiko -- lmao
Yukiko -- k biatch
GM -- other people can help break it up
Rei -- FFA!!!
Yukiko -- u got 5 turns to take me out
Yukiko -- crackling!
Rei -- cav, wanna break em up or beat em up
GM -- people can also take sides
GM -- now then
Beo -- break up i think -__-
GM -- I'll call when its your turn
Nevan -- : Cure myself before we started
Nevan -- : Damn lag
Yukiko -- aaaaw
Nevan -- : Go to hell AIM!!!
Rei -- cav, should we break it up or break THEM UP???
Yukiko -- cav
GM -- OK
GM -- Yukiko go
Beo -- i say break up the fight -_-
Yukiko -- be on my side and I'll give u candy! XD
Yukiko -- crackling!
Beo -- candy!
Rei -- alright, fine
Beo -- nah
GM -- 50 damage to Nevan
Yukiko -- yes candy!
Yukiko -- and shiny things!
Nevan -- : Cav be on my side and I'll give you women. Beautiful women.
Beo -- wait wanna watch for a bit?
Rei -- ummm.... use diplomacy
Nevan -- : Plus anime.
Rei -- alright, fine
GM -- Nevan frozen!
Nevan -- : I'll give any one who joins me anime.
Rei -- lets see whos stronger
Yukiko -- nyohohoho
Beo -- ohh now everyone wants the meat shield
GM -- nevan go
Yukiko -- ur frozen
Yukiko -- u cant' do nothin nyohoho
Nevan -- : Cure myself.
Rei -- <-- neutral. chaotic neutral
GM -- from the waist down
Yukiko -- and u got 4 turns after this
Yukiko -- cure doesn't cure ice XD
Yukiko -- aaaaaaaaw
Nevan -- : Disease though
Nevan -- : Idiot.
Yukiko -- oh
Yukiko -- damn -.-
Rei -- how can he use bathroom?
GM -- lol
Yukiko -- lmao
Nevan -- : lol
Beo -- *carries the frozen girl to where she can watch the fight* this is gonna be funny
GM -- Nevan is no longer poisoned
Yukiko -- u mean diseased?
Nevan -- : Booyah
Nevan -- : I have to go in 3 BTW>
Rei -- *use tornado wall
GM -- Becca: *sighs*
Yukiko -- my turn elfy
GM -- Yukiko go
Nevan -- : Sure ugly.
Beo -- shhh fight is going on >_>
Yukiko -- fiyaaaaaa ball!
GM -- Nevan: unfrozen
Yukiko -- nyohohoho
GM -- 50 damage to Nevan
Yukiko -- u dun need a disability, I'lls till r0x0r j00
GM -- Nevan: 80 HP
Beo -- o_O
GM -- Nevan go
Nevan -- : Runs over to the block of ice of Becca and holds her as a human shield then Healer+ me.
GM -- Yukiko, 260 MP left
GM -- can only do one of the two
GM -- use human shield
GM -- or healer+
Yukiko -- *watches as N's hands freeze when touching ice*
Yukiko -- XD
Nevan -- : What I can run and use her as a shield?
Nevan -- : Like cast while running?
GM -- but casting a spell while holding a block of ice?
Yukiko -- nope
Yukiko -- lol
Nevan -- : No
GM -- with a person in it?
Nevan -- : Not holding the ice
Yukiko -- touch ice and u get frozen btw
Beo -- what u name anyways strange girl >_>;;;; *eats some ice that surrounds her* your cold arent u?
Nevan -- : Ducking under her
GM -- or holding a person while casting spell
GM -- :-P
Yukiko -- lol@cav
GM -- ok fine
Nevan -- : Ducking behind her like
Rei -- come on N, own that girlie
GM -- Nevan at 150 HP
GM -- Yukiko go
Rei -- i got 50 gold riding on you
Yukiko -- nyohohoho
Nevan -- : Hit me and I kill her.
Beo -- GO XEL i got 50 on u!
Yukiko -- nyohohohoho
Yukiko -- lol
Yukiko -- hmm
Yukiko -- Crackling!
Beo -- do it for the girl!
Nevan -- : I will blast a hole through her.
Beo -- XP
Yukiko -- aI'll use my huge evd to doge
GM -- Becca dodges out of the way!
Yukiko -- 2nd only to skinny ass
Beo -- o_O
Nevan -- : SHE IS FROZEN
Yukiko -- lmao
Nevan -- : FROZEN
Yukiko -- so?
GM -- Nope
GM -- you "ran over the ice"
Yukiko -- she's DR's pet
Nevan -- : HOW THE HELL DOES SHE DODGE!?
Yukiko -- LMAO
Nevan -- : WTF?
Nevan -- : I ran over the ice?
GM -- oh sorry
GM -- I misread
Yukiko -- shuddaup and be frozen
GM -- I thought you broke the ice
Rei -- we skinnyasses have our way with dodging
Nevan -- : Idiot.
GM -- yeah she's a skinny ass
GM -- she's a rogue :-)
Yukiko -- lmao
Yukiko -- cool
Yukiko -- she's like scooby!
Rei -- is she albino?
GM -- She then turns N around and puts knives to Nevan's neck
Yukiko -- take abck my turn
Beo -- hold up that girl aint no part o this *takes block of ice bak*
Nevan -- : She needs to be shot then.
GM -- Becca: move and I'll kill your elf ass
Yukiko -- *calls wings*
Yukiko -- nyohohohoho
Yukiko -- lmao
Nevan -- : Want to try it?
Nevan -- : You wouldn't.
Yukiko -- she'll r0x0r j00
GM -- Becca deals 200 damage to Nevan
GM -- Nevan dead
Yukiko -- LMAO
Nevan -- : ...
Yukiko -- LOL
Beo -- WHOA LMAO!
Yukiko -- chix0rz r0x0r elves!
Nevan -- : I AM KILLING HER WHEN I COME BACK AROUND
GM -- NO WIN, NO LOSS
Beo -- hey u that wasnt right to interefere in a duel >_> *carries becca away*
Yukiko -- don't worry
Nevan -- : I WILL KILL HER AND BURN HER TO DEATH
GM -- Becca escapes
Yukiko -- u not gonna be revived anytime soon
Yukiko -- *sigh*
GM -- and Yukiko sighs
Beo -- lmao
Rei -- after her!
Nevan -- : Shoots in the general direction
Yukiko -- now that was a waste of time -.-
GM -- you dead man
GM -- you dead
GM -- :-P
Nevan -- : So what?
GM -- lol
Yukiko -- No more stealing form innocent girls!
Beo -- really big waste
Nevan -- : I get artifice to shoot.
Nevan -- : You stole her clothes.
GM -- you bought stuff, and learned never to underestimate a girl. Or anyone for that matter. You also learned not to be retarded. It?s a good day?s work.
Nevan -- : Damn pedo.
Beo -- o_o;;;
Yukiko -- can't u tell she has enough problemm!? She likes Cav for godsakes!
Beo -- yea!
Nevan -- : Yes, never trust anyone with DR.
Beo -- have some mercy!
Nevan -- : Always kill first ask questions later.
Yukiko -- Dr's chaotic evil -.-
GM -- lol
Beo -- lmao
GM -- good night everyone
Nevan -- : See ya
GM -- and see you tommorow
Rei -- did we get exp?
Nevan -- : G Night
Yukiko -- ja ne
Nevan -- : I'm going
GM -- nope
Beo -- wow we got nothing done
GM ? lol

Hey, 2 hour delay, I can ifhg tu guys. What's channel name?

#mon. Memories Of Noaiah

Ok, we need a group leader for events like this. Who's it goignta be?

<Yukiko> so
<Yukiko> where you think she'd be
<Melfice> Don't know...
<Yukiko> btw... uses PIGGYBACK skill to jump on Mel's shoulders
<GM> ok
<GM> lol
* Melfice dodges the pyggybacking tech...
<Yukiko>
<Yukiko> nyo
<Melfice> XD
<Yukiko> anyways
<Yukiko> lets go find her
<GM> so, she answered N's question and said she was a part of a resistance group against the elves
<Melfice> Okay...
<GM> so you may go around and try to find their HQ
<Yukiko> Ok
<Melfice> Oh...
<Yukiko> and she's not 11?
<Yukiko> shini asaked her
<GM> she's 17
<Yukiko> but was never answered
<Yukiko> ok
<Yukiko> she's 17
<Yukiko> but still jail bait for Beo
<Melfice> Well she didn't looked 11 when we got her....
<Melfice> Beo and me...
<Yukiko> lets end the others off tot own
<Yukiko> cav and N
<GM> everyone is asleep
<Yukiko> shini and OCB and psycho
<GM> its nighttime
<Yukiko> oh
<Yukiko> lol
<Melfice> Oh...
<GM> so you maybe should walk out with Melfice
<GM> sneak out
<Yukiko> Ok
<GM> so the others don't "bother" you
<Yukiko> *sneaky sneaky!*
<Melfice> Sneak sneak, also...
<Yukiko> aed can I please really have a magical harisen btw?
<GM> lol
<Melfice> A Harisen?
<Yukiko> hai
<Yukiko> good for getting cav to shut up
<Melfice> Nani wa Harisen desu ka?
<GM> the thing is about rogue HQ's is that they can be tricky, you won't find them unless you get someone to tell you...
<GM> so where could you find someone who is stupid enough to do that?
<GM> or drunk enough
<Yukiko> big fan from japan used to discioline
<Yukiko> Scooby!
<Yukiko> Lets go find scooby
<Yukiko> get im drunk
<Yukiko> and then find it
<Melfice> We can go to any Inn!
<Melfice> How many inns are there here?
<GM> 2 Inns so far that I have down
<Yukiko> agh, I got the scooby doo song in my head
<Yukiko> ok
<GM> and a bunch of houses that I can make up
<GM> but yeah, sounds like a plan
<Yukiko> Scoobys in the Inn us aid last night?
<GM> you find scooby in his inn
<Yukiko> ok
<Melfice> Let's start by the inn, it belongs to a "friend" of mine...
<Yukiko> Oi, Scooby-san
* Melfice hears Wow wow
<GM> Scooby: what do y'all want? It's 2 AM?
<Yukiko> want a couple of drinks on us?
<GM> Scooby: sure!
<GM> wait
<GM> no
<Yukiko> since you've helped us out soe mucha nd all ^^
<GM> we can't post this
<Melfice> The dog speaks!
<Yukiko> oh
<GM>
<Melfice> as wings ^^
<GM> scooby is a halfling btw
<Melfice> Mutant dog?
<Yukiko> damn the anti alchohol
<Yukiko> ok
<GM> with big green hair
<Yukiko> um
<GM> and goggles
<Yukiko> lets buy scooby some food!
<Melfice> Okay...
<Yukiko> a big banquet
<Yukiko> lmao
<GM> dammit! gotta get to school!
<Melfice> Any money?
<Yukiko> ok
<GM> *kicks wall*
<Yukiko>
<GM>
<Yukiko> eh dun wry
<GM> so then
<Yukiko> So
<Melfice> Okay... I can manage this somehow, DR!
<Yukiko> gimme a magical harsien and I'll keep em in line
<Yukiko> and myself
<Yukiko>
<GM> while I'm gone ya'll can plan it or you can do whatever
<GM> you can go on without me
<Yukiko> ok
<GM> just make up what scooby says
<Melfice> Got it...
<Yukiko> ok
<Yukiko> cya
<GM> the HQ is in the basement of a tavern
<Yukiko> so Scooby, you hungry?
<Yukiko> here
<Yukiko> it's easier
<Melfice> What does that thing eat?
<Yukiko> hmm
* Melfice is perplexed...
<Yukiko> Scooby: I'll eat anything! I'm jsut hungry!
<Yukiko> although...
<Melfice> Oh...
<Melfice> Any money here?
<Yukiko> a good 5 star restaurant
<Yukiko> w/ 1 lb. of steak will be good
<Melfice> ?_?...
<Yukiko> Yuki; yeah, we got 6000g
<Yukiko> that should be enouhg -.-
<Yukiko> er
<Yukiko> 4000
<Melfice> Wait... i think that i see the girl we are looking for!
<Melfice> There!
* Melfice points to a table in which the girl is sat
<Yukiko> where?
<Yukiko> Oh
<Melfice> Let me do the aproximation...
<Yukiko> let's go get her!
* Melfice goes to the table
<Yukiko> Scooby: What about my food
<Yukiko> ?
<Melfice> I have no money!
<Yukiko> Yuki: Sry! gotta go! bai bai Scooby-chan
<Melfice> Oh... Bye!
<Yukiko> *hides behing melfice*
<Yukiko> don't let her see meyet
<Yukiko> she might go crazy on us
* Melfice goes near the table w/Yuki behind
<Melfice> Keep hidden!
<Melfice> ::Becky::
<Melfice> ::Becky:: Oh... hi! you was the guy in the cavern!
<Melfice> hi there...
<Melfice> Why are you wouned?
<Yukiko> becky: those mean bastards
<Melfice> Oh! hee hee
<Yukiko> Some skinny ass pale guy slashed me
<Yukiko> and tripped me
* Melfice sweatdrops...
<Yukiko> then my love Beo tried tos ave me
<Yukiko> but an evil Jealous little girl attacked me w/ice!
<Melfice> Oh! Your love?
<Melfice> Jealous?
<Melfice> Yukiko Jealous of you?
<Yukiko> Hai! I know he lvoes me! he had a strange look in his eyes when he saw me!
<Melfice> Well Beo is somewhat odd!...
<Yukiko> Yes she must be! Why else would she try to freeze me when I was running off?
<Melfice> Anyway... they are good people...
<Yukiko> Yuki; -.- (must resist urge to kill...)
<Melfice> (resist... there...)
<Melfice> ::Becky:: Uhm?
<Yukiko> Becca: Bull! I had to kill an ELF to get away
<Yukiko> he and the albino girl were fighting eachother, and he hused me as a shield
<Melfice> ::Becky:: No i meant that if they were with us would be a good help.
<Melfice> ::Becky:: But they're nuts!
<Melfice> Good help?
<Melfice> ::Becky:: Yeah, our movement to exterminate the elves...
<Yukiko> *notices that everyone in inn besides mel and becca are gone, innkeeper went to bed also*
<Melfice> We need more members!...
<Melfice> This is closing!...
<Yukiko> No...
<Yukiko> He said to stay a slong as we want, but not mae a ruckus
<Melfice> ::Becky sees Yuki:: Ack! the crazy girl!
<Yukiko> I ... gave him soem extra money
<Yukiko> yes
<Melfice> No.. stop!
<Yukiko> I'm not crazy!
<Yukiko> and don't try to run away again -.-
<Melfice> ::Becky:: Why did you attacked me?!
<Yukiko> it's the iditos I'm w/who are crazy
<Melfice> You started it!
<Melfice> Okay, okay!
<Yukiko> I froze you to keep you to stay and listen
<Melfice> stop it here...
<Melfice> First Nevan is with us.
<Yukiko> I'll be taking charge of the idiots tonight
<Yukiko> ?
<Melfice> ::Becky:: He is an elf!
<Yukiko> yes
<Yukiko> but a good elf
<Yukiko> he's against the other elves
<Melfice> Yeah, but he is not bad!
<Yukiko> and you love Cav... is an idiot, I'd nvr even think of liing him -.-
<Yukiko> plus I'm 12 -.-
<Melfice> Also... All this was a misunderstanding for sure, so don't worry
<Melfice> He saw you very pretty... Er...
<Melfice> ::Becky blushes::
<Melfice> ::BeckY:: well, i guess that after all you are not that nuts...
<Yukiko> nyo! of course not!
<Melfice> ::Becky thinks::
<Melfice> ::Becky:: What if you joined our force?
<Melfice> The FAEC
<Yukiko> hmmm
<Yukiko> Maybe... temporarily
<Melfice> ::BEcky:: The Force Against Elfic Creatures
<Melfice> We need more members to stand against the invaders!
<Melfice> They have invaded us
<Melfice> used us
<Yukiko> we'd do more good though as a 3rd party
<Yukiko> but
<Yukiko> if we can make an alliance of some sort
<Yukiko> and communicat e by some means
<Melfice> ::Becky:: uh?
<Yukiko> we can contact eahcother, and plan strikes
<Melfice> ::Becky:: What kind of alliance?
<Melfice> The FAEC is an only group...
<Yukiko> we are strong enouhg alone, we dont need any extra people w/us *points to 2 destroyed elf labs*
<Melfice> Besides, we work better alone...
<Yukiko> it works better for us to be off on our own, especially w/the kinda people in the group
<Yukiko> but we should stay in contact
<Melfice> ::Becky:: But we have weapons
<Melfice> ...You might need them...
<Yukiko> so we can plan strikes on different labs
<Yukiko> yes
* Melfice says in low voice "seems to be a little desperate..."
<Yukiko> we just bought new ones recently, we'd haveta as God if we cna get new ones
<Melfice> ::Becky:: Anyway... i'm not the leader of the group...
<Yukiko> Nor am I, but I think I'll be taing over after tthe fiasco last night
<Melfice> So, is a decission i cannot take, if He decides to accept that proposal, then,
<Melfice> We might do an alliance...
<Yukiko> we could use info on the elves
<Melfice> Sounds reasonable...
<Melfice> ::Becky:: Also we can share ours with you!
<Yukiko> I don't think there are that many labs left on this continenet
<Yukiko> maybe we should move on to the eastern continent
<Melfice> ::Becky:: Not in this but in others... still keeps the menace of the Elfs
<Yukiko> I hear of many bad creatures running through nthere
<Yukiko> welll
<Yukiko> let's go tlak to your leader
<Melfice> ::Becky:: Not now.. he might be sleeping...
<Melfice> ::Becky:: Tomorrow tomorrow you can go there...
<Melfice> ::Becky:: We can date here, and then, i can lead you there...
<Melfice> Well... til tomorrow then...
<Yukiko> You think that youg uys cna handle the rest of ht elf labds on this continent??
<Yukiko> ok
<Yukiko> til tomorrow
<Melfice> ::Becky:: We have done it til now... in fact our group is somewhat recent... well... I... have to go!
* Melfice sees becky exiting the inn...
<Melfice> ::Becky turns her head::
<Melfice> ::Becky:: If possible, bring Beo!
<Yukiko> *sigh* *smacs forehead*
<Melfice> ::Becky:: Please...
<Melfice> Indeed a crush!
<Yukiko> at least the idiot doesn't to anything too irritating
<Melfice> ::Becky disappears in the darkness of the city.....::
<Melfice> Let's not follow her... not now...
<Yukiko> no
<Melfice> Well, after this, what can we do?
<Melfice> I have my home...
<Melfice> but it is really dirty nobody has been there in 3 years...
<Yukiko> hmm
<Yukiko> lets check it out
<Melfice> Okay...
<Yukiko> *piggybacs*
* Melfice drives Yukiko to his home
<Melfice> Is that absolutely needed?
<Yukiko> hai
Melfice> ?_?...
<Yukiko> I do it to Beo all the time
<Melfice> Okay...
<Yukiko> my weak widdle albino legs can't support me allt he time ^_^
* Melfice and his "backpack" arrive Mel's home...
<Yukiko> nyohhohohohoho
<Melfice> Take care...
<Yukiko> hmm
<Yukiko> lets see
<Yukiko> can we get in?
* Melfice turns on lights...
<Yukiko> or will we have ta breka in
<Melfice> yes, you might enter...
<Yukiko> oh, nevermind that ^^;;
<Melfice> Make yourself at my home...
<Yukiko> *uses harisen to clean off stool, and sits down*
<Yukiko> hmmm
<Melfice> Well... i still have to clean all but i think i can leave it for tomorrow...
<Yukiko> what should our next m ove be...
* Melfice feels hungry...
<Melfice> For now eat!
<Yukiko> We should get off of this continent, and move on tot ehe next
<Melfice> I've bought something...
<Yukiko> most towns here have been destroyed
<Melfice> What?
<Yukiko> and the labs are mostly gone
<Yukiko> plus
<Yukiko> if we can go east
<Melfice> Then?
<Yukiko> we can always tell the leader of the church of DragonRider
<Yukiko> Pope Greg
<Melfice> Pope Greg?
<Yukiko> that the elves are rising up agin
<Yukiko> (it's DR's real name )
<Melfice> I see... anyway Here there is still something that keeps me puzzled...
<Melfice> In the cave i saw the golden monolith there were other thing
<Yukiko> hmmm
<Yukiko> well let's investigate that cave further
<Melfice> Noaiah Plates.
<Yukiko> but we should wiat for the others, plus I
<Melfice> A crush of Noaiah Plates...
<Melfice> yes?
<Yukiko> am tired *yawns*
<Yukiko> what are Noaiah Plates?
<Melfice> Dunno... never heared about them... yet we could go there and see...
<Yukiko> hmmm
<Yukiko> We should
<Melfice> We can keep with these people and
<Melfice> take advantage that they have things set here..
<Yukiko> we still nneed to find transportation to get east, so while we build up money, we can stya here
<Melfice> May be they pay us!
<Yukiko> but I won't let us be turned into a group of mercenaries for these people
<Yukiko> maybe do a few jobs
<Yukiko> then go east
<Melfice> Yes...
<Melfice> Well, i'm off to my bed...
<Melfice> You can rest in an armchair...
<Yukiko> I'll sleep here on sofa I guess
<Melfice> Well... i'll give you something for not to freeze
<Yukiko> don't worry *foies the chimney*
<Yukiko> problem solved
<Melfice> Tomorrow tell the people to go to the inn, and there, ...
<Melfice> oh, okay,
<Melfice> And there tell Becky to lead you to their boss... sleep well...
* Melfice closes the door of his room....

bravo, bravo!

that's some of the stuff we're missing so far, someone besides me doing plot stuff. Perfect! :-)

So I guess we'll continue from there whenever.

NOTE TO PEOPLE: they did this perfectly. They didnt screw up the plot, they didnt do anything crazy, they were reasonable and interesting at the same time. Very good :-D

I noticed. Good job.

NOW GET ME MY GOD DAMNED CHARACTER SHEET!!!

Be patient you.